If you are looking for something to write in this card, allow us to suggest the following poem:
I eat my peas with honey
I have done it all my life
It makes my peas taste funny
But it keeps them on my knife
 
Handmade Christmas card. Comes with an envelope. See warning before purchasing*.
 
Can also be purchased as a part of our punny christmas set:
https://brighterdaysdecor.wixsite.com/home/product-page/punny-christmas-card-set
 
*Warning: Do not give this card to someone who does not like brussel sprouts, as they probably do not like peas either...